Just a 20-Something Fangirl...

tumblr ain't just for teens. i fangirl with the best of 'em.

shego:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

the nerve of you lookin this good

(via werefallingthroughspace)

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

(via tyleroakley)

the burn club

(via hypable)

kakaphoe:

I’m still not sure what “European features” are.

"Her eyebrows called to mind the curve of the Arc de Triomphe and her breasts were like the rising domes of two twin Saint Paul’s Cathedrals.”

"His erection was like the tower of Pisa: Stubby, bending to the right, slowly collapsing, and featuring in far too many embarrassing photos."

"Her legs were like the legacy of colonial Imperialism: They went on for fucking ages"

"Taking her top off was like the Tower Bridge opening: It stopped traffic."

(via parmandil)

pleatedjeans:

the end is near. [x]

#lana please #you are ruining my life

(via hypable)

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

(via krazykarot)